Friday, June 29, 2012

Friday's Letters

Dear Baby, You have been making me feel...odd...lately. Sort of dreamy, floaty, chill. I like it, but it's kind of weird. I feel like I'm on strong pain meds. How are you doing this?? I know it's not the prenatal vitamins, because I keep forgetting to take them... Dear Sesame Street, Thank you for being so awesome and keeping the kiddo occupied in the late morning so I can be lazy and catch up on my blog reading/writing and facebooking and pinning. Mammas need a release too. Dear Upstairs Neighbors, You need to put a cap on the door slamming and late-night horseplay. I understand that it's summer and your kids don't have school (and apparently no bedtime), but let's have a little respect for others, yes? Dear Dorothy (my cat), I understand that you have been awake much longer than I have today and you want your food bowl refilled ASAP, but you can wait until I'm out of bed. You'll survive. I promise. If you continue meow and paw at my bedroom door like you did this morning, I will give you away on Craigslist to someone who has the patience for your shenanigans. I'm not kidding. Dear Army, You're great an' all, but you've had my husband for a month and I'll be taking him back now. Kthanks. Dear Hubby, Prepare yourself to be smothered with hugs and kisses tomorrow morning at the airport. We've missed you ;-)


1 comment:

  1. Loved reading this!


    have a great weekend!