Thursday, September 23, 2010

Great...a swift kick to the ol' self-esteem is just what I needed...

The other day I was at my sister's house and we were playing with my niece, Lily.

Candace: "Where's Ti-ti's eye?" [Ti-ti=Me (short for auntie)]
Lily points it out.
C: "Where's Ti-ti's nose?"
Lily points it out.
C: "Where's Ti-ti's ear?"
Lily points it out.
C: "Where's Ti-ti's belly button?"
Lily points it out.
C: "Where's Ti-ti's....bum?!"
Lily walks around me in circles looking up and down and all around. She looks confused. Confusion turns to concern. She is really unhappy because she cannot play the game anymore, but she's more upset and concerned for Ti-ti.
Lily: "Oh NO, Ti-ti!! Wehs yoo bum?!" .:queue explosive laughter from everyone within earshot:.
Me: *grumble* "Uhh...Ti-ti...doesn't have a bum...it's gone."

Wow. 
Even a two year old can tell.

I have never had a decent backside occur naturally for me. The whole family and most of our friends know it: I got the boobs, Candace got the booty. No two ways about it. But at least I left some boobies in the gene pool!! Candace hogged all the booty!! I got NOTHIN'!! Now you may be wondering, "What do you mean it has never occurred 'naturally'?!" I never had much of a butt, so at some point in Jr. High/High School, I decided to make myself one. So, through diligent work and exercise, a bum appeared!! It was nice while it lasted. But then I got lazy and didn't keep up the work and it slowly but surely disappeared again. Sad, I know.

I guess it's time to get to work again!!

*This is a short post for me, but I felt like I needed to leave you with something since I haven't posted in a bit. I have a few in the works, but they need to be finished. I also have some updates for a few of the 'Pages' coming up soon. Keep an eye out and thanks for reading!!*

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